The New Year's Resolution

Everyone makes a New Year's resolution, even if it's not to make a resolution—which, by the way, is a total cop out. So rather than making the useless resolution to eat better (HAHAHA) or work out more (which I'm doing whether I resolve to or not) or lose 20 pounds.

I'm resolving to update this blog more often. This thing has been untouched since finals week. Actually, probably before finals week.

So hold me to it, I'm blogging at least 3 times a week next semester, if not more often. This can't turn into the unupdated blog of disappointment.

Sometimes, Jesus Is Not the Answer

It sort of pains me to make this entry. But it needed to be done, and I'm sure that the Lord will understand.

I was grading some of the submissions today when one caught my eye. The student who will remain nameless (because I can't remember who it was) put down the following answers for unrelated questions:

"Jesus."

"HI JESUS."

"Jeesssssssuuuusssssss."

"Jeessssssssuuuusssssss brown bag of Jeesssuuuusss."

I hate to tell people, because I as a Catholic have been taught from a young age that Jesus will always be the answer. And yeah, he comes in handy in tough situations. But on standardized tests? Jesus is not always the answer. Sorry, God.