Dylan's Been In the Army Too Long

So after a long discussion with Morgan (meaning the length of a Holocaust class), we've decided to go out for Halloween as Captain Morgan and Alex from a Clockwork Orange, respectively.

In this conversation, we discussed what Kelly Paul was thinking of doing, and revealed that Dylan needs to get laid, STAT.

Lots of Jewish Conversations Today

Earlier in the day, Morgan and I were talking in our Holocaust class about how we didn't really plan on havng the class together. She said the following little gem:

"I was going to write on your wall something like, 'I can't wait to see you! Yay Holocaust!' and then I was like, 'Wait...'"

And now later in the day, I start talking to Madeleine online and the IM happened. To put this a little in context, earlier in the conversation both me and Madeleine were talking about how her classes start on September 8th, which this year is Rosh Hashanah. Which then led us to talking about growing up with Jewish people - or not, in my case.

Kelly Paul Makes A Porno

You have to understand that Kelly Paul is like the shyest and most fun girl ever, and not really the one I expect to make a porn.

Well, unless it involves puppets.

Then maybe I could see it.

IMs From Last Night

"So a sophomore I've never met sent me a facebook message asking if I called his mother asking for money." - Zack Gidding

(Say Hi To Your Mother For Me!)

Live Long and Prank

I didn't mention this before, but I got a text last night from Anne that tickled my inner nerd's humerus.

"So some guy just called my work asking for James Kirk and a weird kid with straight dark hair and pointy eyebrows. I was the only one who realized that we were being prank called to look for Spock and Kirk from Star Trek."

Not to be a geek, but for someone to not recognize Spock or Kirk is pretty damn illogical. And not just because I'm a nerd who saw the movie(s, if you include Galaxy Quest). I'm saying this because they're kind of pop culture icons of geek idolarity.

And because the movie was a blockbuster, and anyone who reads a magazine or watches TV has probably seen the commercials for it.

Did He Then Design An Ugly Postal Uniform?

So I was dilligently working at summer school (meaning I was surfing TWoP and texting Corinne about making a beach playlist for the 7 hour car trip to Corolla) when I got the following message from my biffle, Laura.

"I haven't seen [ex-boyfriend] Mike in over a year but somehow he was in my dream and he had the same hair as Robert from Project Runway 1. Which sucks cuz Rob's hot and Mike isn't."

I can't help but agree.