AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
I'm watching MTV's remake of Skins tonight to rag on it. If you're interested in shit, check in around 11 PM EST!
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
It excites me greatly that Radio 1045 now plays Fitz and the Tantrums. Yay.
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
"And thank you to God for making me an atheist." Gervais. Classic. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
@matt_zarbcousin: HAHA, good luck with the essay. Say hi to everyone for me.
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Loving the new Gwen Stefani commercials for L'Oreal, but she has way better songs than Hollaback Girl to use for ads.
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
@matt_zarbcousin: Please tell me you're not staying up until 4 AM to watch the Golden Globes.
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. "He's totally the best actor, he totally wanted to sleep with me." #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
So my sister was wrong. Touching yourself in a movie = awards. Go Black Swan. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Hooray for Paul Giamatti beating Johnny Depp and Johnny Depp. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Why is Alicia Keys presenting Black Swan? Whatever. I hope it wins. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
"Will Johnny Depp beat Johnny Depp?" I hope he does. With a hairbrush. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
The joke with Jimmy Fallon was funnier than all of January Jones's SNL appearance. Oh, and put the boobs away. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Matthew Morrison looked a little ill there. Like, "Ugh, that burrito was a bad move." #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
"These films are like my children, except my children are more Expensive and you can't remake them in 3D to bump up profits." #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Um, stop trying to be funny, Robert DeNiro. Leave the lame topical jokes to Gervais. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
HAHAHA, Angelina Jolie looks so pissed off for no reason. Like Brad Pitt cut a fart or something. Awkward. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Tweet break for a bit. Because I don't care about DeNiro that much. Slash DeMille Lifetime awards aren't funny. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
I love Matt Damon. "I had no idea who Robert DeNiro was until about 5 years ago." #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
@cinema_in_space: You should write it out. Sort of like "Shit my Dad Says," but actually funny.
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Mmmm...just keep talking, Jeremy Irons. The poor bloke's Alan Rickman. #goldanglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
"Thanks to my writers...my writers. That's so crass. The truth comes out." Oh, Jim Parsons. And he thanked his nephew! #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
How cute that Penny gave Sheldon his Golden Globe. Now if only he stopped knocking... #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
I liked that shot of the Burlesque winner walking back from going pee. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Way to star fuck for Jane Fonda. Especially in that ugly dress. And for BURLESQUE. I'm ashamed of you, HFPA. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Although I loved how Vanessa Williams seemed bored with Lea Michelle's name. Us too, girl. Us too. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Best Actress for Comedy? Probably either Edie Falco or Tina Fey. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Ooh, Helen Mirren. Presenting "The King's Speech." Wonderful all around, hope it wins something. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Her dress makes up for the gagging from Robert Pattinson next to her. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Well, at least Gervais is honest. No one cares about Foreign Films. But boy, Olivia Wilde's dress is lovely. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
"Elite is not a bad word, it's an aspiration. Honey, look around, smart girls have more fun." #sorkinlove #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
He looks terrible, but for creating West Wing, I can only love Aaron Sorkin. And the apology to Zuckerberg was classy. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
"I would've given my right arm to write that" on 127 Hours. More awards presented by Fey and Carell, please? #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Gervais is like enamored with Tina Fey and ragging on Steve Carell. Love it. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
First Beiber, now Efron? Jesus, no more tweens at this (slightly) respectable awards show. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Damn it, the "America's Restaurant" commercial now got "Milkshake" stuck in my head.
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
@AltaluAllie: I thought Helena Bonham Carter looked weirdest in "The King's Speech" because she didn't look crazy/like herself.
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Why are they even presenting Best TV Movie? It's going to be Claire Danes. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
I love Colin Firth trying to look interested in Pacino's speech while he makes a mental grocery list. "Tea...bread..." #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Geoffrey Rush looks like a grandpa with that hat next to Tilda Swinton, who looks like Conan O'Brien in a dress. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
And why does the commercial music sound like West Side Story? #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Why is LL Cool J sitting with Jimmy Fallon? Are they Slow Jamming the Golden Globes? #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
You know, if Annette Benning was going to win, why did they put her so far away from the stage? #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
"Not trying to creep anybody out, but where's Emma?" #robertdowneyjr #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
"I don't know if an actress can do her best work until I've slept with her. Julianne." #robertdowneyjr #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
"Were you two even born when the first Toy Story came out?" #zing #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Three cheers for Toy Story 3, the most pleasantly predictable award ever! #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Ooh, Best Original Score time. Fingers crossed for Trent Reznor! #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Cher's song won. All I can think of is Will and Grace making fun of her. "Hoooooooooooooo!" #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Ew, Jennifer Lopez's dress is ugly. From the Green Versace to the clear poncho. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
@AltaluAllie: Vampire Diaries isn't as good as the other ones, that's why. Hearts.
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Mad Men should've won over Boardwalk Empire. It's great, but not as consistenly strong. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Buscemi, you're forgiven. "I want to thank table 114 because wow, you're fun." #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
I really wish Jon Hamm had won Best Supporting Actor, as much as I like Buschemi. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Hollywood Foreign Press president, no one cares. Get back to the awards. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
To honor "Red," the cameramen decided to flash to Helen Mirren's boobs. Classy. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
iFelicitaciones! to "Carlos," for winning, but I didn't understand a word of the speech. #goldenglobes.
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Be honest. Does anyone actually care about the Best Miniseries or TV Movie? You know, outside of Tom Hanks for "The Pacific?" #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Just apologizing to anyone following me for all of the tweets with #goldenglobes tags.
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Whoa! Katey Segal won for Sons of Anarchy! What a wonderful surprise! #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
ScarJo has an ugly dress on. That's what happens when you divorce Ryan Reynolds. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
"Just don't look at it when you touch it." That was almost Joel McHale material. If only he yelled "I'm a boat captain." #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Oh lord, Tom Cruise joke. "My lawyers helped me with the wording of that joke." #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
As much as I love Ricky Gervais, I sort of wished there was no host. The first Charlie Sheen joke was funny, though. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
HAHAHA, Carson and Fallon are cute together. It's like two frat boys in suits psyched to be there. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
WHY IS JUSTIN BEIBER AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES. #goldenglobes
