I've decided that I'm sick of having 8+ e-mail accounts, so I'm deleting my account associated with this blog. Meaning...this blog won't be updated anymore.
But don't worry! This doesn't mean the end! Just head over to my Tumblr instead. It's more fun anyway.
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Geomedia: AKA The Class I Get To Do Fun Projects In
Senior year is the year that most college students get to take goof off classes. And I didn't, mine are all serious, but they are all pretty fun in some way or form. I get to listen to music in Popular Music in the Rock Era, I get to talk about everything from novels to burlesque in History of US Pop Culture, I get to learn another language in Italian, and I get to write about pottery for 6000 words in Narrative.
Actually, that last one might suck a little.
But I get to do fun stuff like this presentation for Geomedia.
Actually, that last one might suck a little.
But I get to do fun stuff like this presentation for Geomedia.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
How Come No One Told Me I Love Shnoz?
I had never noticed this, but it totally seems to be true. They were like, "Okay, so go through a few guys you think are hot."
So I named off a few, and they're like, "It's totally true, you like big noses." And Casey just said, "So basically you like Jewish guys."
(Which, don't get offended, Casey is also Jewish)
But why did no one tell me this before? I really didn't notice it until someone pointed it out, and then I started sensing a trend. Guys I'm drawn to tend to have bigger noses. Even one of my exes had a big nose!
Now granted, it wasn't as big as these two man candies that I love (and Corinne has a thing for Adrien Brody too, that's not just me, people), but still, the trend was there. Good to know I guess?
Sunday, January 16, 2011
My Globes are Also Golden: The Golden Globes Live(ish) Blog
AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
I'm watching MTV's remake of Skins tonight to rag on it. If you're interested in shit, check in around 11 PM EST!
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It excites me greatly that Radio 1045 now plays Fitz and the Tantrums. Yay.
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"And thank you to God for making me an atheist." Gervais. Classic. #goldenglobes
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@matt_zarbcousin: HAHA, good luck with the essay. Say hi to everyone for me.
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Loving the new Gwen Stefani commercials for L'Oreal, but she has way better songs than Hollaback Girl to use for ads.
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
@matt_zarbcousin: Please tell me you're not staying up until 4 AM to watch the Golden Globes.
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. "He's totally the best actor, he totally wanted to sleep with me." #goldenglobes
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So my sister was wrong. Touching yourself in a movie = awards. Go Black Swan. #goldenglobes
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Hooray for Paul Giamatti beating Johnny Depp and Johnny Depp. #goldenglobes
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Why is Alicia Keys presenting Black Swan? Whatever. I hope it wins. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
"Will Johnny Depp beat Johnny Depp?" I hope he does. With a hairbrush. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
The joke with Jimmy Fallon was funnier than all of January Jones's SNL appearance. Oh, and put the boobs away. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Matthew Morrison looked a little ill there. Like, "Ugh, that burrito was a bad move." #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
"These films are like my children, except my children are more Expensive and you can't remake them in 3D to bump up profits." #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Um, stop trying to be funny, Robert DeNiro. Leave the lame topical jokes to Gervais. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
HAHAHA, Angelina Jolie looks so pissed off for no reason. Like Brad Pitt cut a fart or something. Awkward. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Tweet break for a bit. Because I don't care about DeNiro that much. Slash DeMille Lifetime awards aren't funny. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
I love Matt Damon. "I had no idea who Robert DeNiro was until about 5 years ago." #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
@cinema_in_space: You should write it out. Sort of like "Shit my Dad Says," but actually funny.
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Mmmm...just keep talking, Jeremy Irons. The poor bloke's Alan Rickman. #goldanglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
"Thanks to my writers...my writers. That's so crass. The truth comes out." Oh, Jim Parsons. And he thanked his nephew! #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
How cute that Penny gave Sheldon his Golden Globe. Now if only he stopped knocking... #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
I liked that shot of the Burlesque winner walking back from going pee. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Way to star fuck for Jane Fonda. Especially in that ugly dress. And for BURLESQUE. I'm ashamed of you, HFPA. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Although I loved how Vanessa Williams seemed bored with Lea Michelle's name. Us too, girl. Us too. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Best Actress for Comedy? Probably either Edie Falco or Tina Fey. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Ooh, Helen Mirren. Presenting "The King's Speech." Wonderful all around, hope it wins something. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Her dress makes up for the gagging from Robert Pattinson next to her. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Well, at least Gervais is honest. No one cares about Foreign Films. But boy, Olivia Wilde's dress is lovely. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
"Elite is not a bad word, it's an aspiration. Honey, look around, smart girls have more fun." #sorkinlove #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
He looks terrible, but for creating West Wing, I can only love Aaron Sorkin. And the apology to Zuckerberg was classy. #goldenglobes
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"I would've given my right arm to write that" on 127 Hours. More awards presented by Fey and Carell, please? #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Gervais is like enamored with Tina Fey and ragging on Steve Carell. Love it. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
First Beiber, now Efron? Jesus, no more tweens at this (slightly) respectable awards show. #goldenglobes
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Damn it, the "America's Restaurant" commercial now got "Milkshake" stuck in my head.
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
@AltaluAllie: I thought Helena Bonham Carter looked weirdest in "The King's Speech" because she didn't look crazy/like herself.
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Why are they even presenting Best TV Movie? It's going to be Claire Danes. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
I love Colin Firth trying to look interested in Pacino's speech while he makes a mental grocery list. "Tea...bread..." #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Geoffrey Rush looks like a grandpa with that hat next to Tilda Swinton, who looks like Conan O'Brien in a dress. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
And why does the commercial music sound like West Side Story? #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Why is LL Cool J sitting with Jimmy Fallon? Are they Slow Jamming the Golden Globes? #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
You know, if Annette Benning was going to win, why did they put her so far away from the stage? #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
"Not trying to creep anybody out, but where's Emma?" #robertdowneyjr #goldenglobes
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"I don't know if an actress can do her best work until I've slept with her. Julianne." #robertdowneyjr #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
"Were you two even born when the first Toy Story came out?" #zing #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Three cheers for Toy Story 3, the most pleasantly predictable award ever! #goldenglobes
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Ooh, Best Original Score time. Fingers crossed for Trent Reznor! #goldenglobes
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Cher's song won. All I can think of is Will and Grace making fun of her. "Hoooooooooooooo!" #goldenglobes
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Ew, Jennifer Lopez's dress is ugly. From the Green Versace to the clear poncho. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
@AltaluAllie: Vampire Diaries isn't as good as the other ones, that's why. Hearts.
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Mad Men should've won over Boardwalk Empire. It's great, but not as consistenly strong. #goldenglobes
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Buscemi, you're forgiven. "I want to thank table 114 because wow, you're fun." #goldenglobes
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I really wish Jon Hamm had won Best Supporting Actor, as much as I like Buschemi. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Hollywood Foreign Press president, no one cares. Get back to the awards. #goldenglobes
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To honor "Red," the cameramen decided to flash to Helen Mirren's boobs. Classy. #goldenglobes
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iFelicitaciones! to "Carlos," for winning, but I didn't understand a word of the speech. #goldenglobes.
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Be honest. Does anyone actually care about the Best Miniseries or TV Movie? You know, outside of Tom Hanks for "The Pacific?" #goldenglobes
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Just apologizing to anyone following me for all of the tweets with #goldenglobes tags.
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Whoa! Katey Segal won for Sons of Anarchy! What a wonderful surprise! #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
ScarJo has an ugly dress on. That's what happens when you divorce Ryan Reynolds. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
"Just don't look at it when you touch it." That was almost Joel McHale material. If only he yelled "I'm a boat captain." #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
Oh lord, Tom Cruise joke. "My lawyers helped me with the wording of that joke." #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
As much as I love Ricky Gervais, I sort of wished there was no host. The first Charlie Sheen joke was funny, though. #goldenglobes
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AlexPalombo Alex Palombo
HAHAHA, Carson and Fallon are cute together. It's like two frat boys in suits psyched to be there. #goldenglobes
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WHY IS JUSTIN BEIBER AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES. #goldenglobes
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