Sunday, January 16, 2011

My Globes are Also Golden: The Golden Globes Live(ish) Blog

Alex Palombo
I'm watching MTV's remake of Skins tonight to rag on it. If you're interested in shit, check in around 11 PM EST!
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Dear Hollywood: Get a sense of humor.
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It excites me greatly that Radio 1045 now plays Fitz and the Tantrums. Yay.
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Up too early to take Corinne back to school.
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"And thank you to God for making me an atheist." Gervais. Classic.
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Damn, that orchestra has no mercy, does it?
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Who knew a movie about a website would be so good?
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Social Network will win best Drama.
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@: HAHA, good luck with the essay. Say hi to everyone for me.
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Loving the new Gwen Stefani commercials for L'Oreal, but she has way better songs than Hollaback Girl to use for ads.
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@: Please tell me you're not staying up until 4 AM to watch the Golden Globes.
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Who-hoa! Cut back to Guy Pearce!
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Oh, cute kiss from Geoffrey Rush by the way.
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Yay! Mr. Darcy won!
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Alex Palombo
Ooh, Best Actor. Rooting for Colin Firth.
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Oh, and nice shout out to table 114, Tom Hanks.
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Alex Palombo
Wow. The Comedy category is BLEAK.
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Alex Palombo
I really love Allen and Hanks together. Very funny.
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Alex Palombo
"The other is Tim Allen."
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. "He's totally the best actor, he totally wanted to sleep with me."
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So my sister was wrong. Touching yourself in a movie = awards. Go Black Swan.
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Alex Palombo
Yay Natalie Portman!
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Yummy. Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
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Alex Palombo
@: Um, not when one of those roles is The Tourist.
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Alex Palombo
What's with the censorship? It's terrible.
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Alex Palombo
Hooray for Paul Giamatti beating Johnny Depp and Johnny Depp.
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Alex Palombo
Halle Berry appears to have shown up in her lingerie.
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Alex Palombo
Why is Alicia Keys presenting Black Swan? Whatever. I hope it wins.
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Alex Palombo
"Will Johnny Depp beat Johnny Depp?" I hope he does. With a hairbrush.
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Alex Palombo
Glee won?! I was rooting for Big Bang.
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Alex Palombo
The joke with Jimmy Fallon was funnier than all of January Jones's SNL appearance. Oh, and put the boobs away.
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Alex Palombo
Matthew Morrison looked a little ill there. Like, "Ugh, that burrito was a bad move."
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Alex Palombo
Fake surprise speech doesn't suit you, David Fincher.
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Alex Palombo
Come on Aranofsky. It's going to be Fincher, though.
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Alex Palombo
A terrible actress for a terrible movie. How fitting.
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Alex Palombo
"These films are like my children, except my children are more Expensive and you can't remake them in 3D to bump up profits."
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Alex Palombo
Um, stop trying to be funny, Robert DeNiro. Leave the lame topical jokes to Gervais.
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Alex Palombo
HAHAHA, Angelina Jolie looks so pissed off for no reason. Like Brad Pitt cut a fart or something. Awkward.
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Alex Palombo
Tweet break for a bit. Because I don't care about DeNiro that much. Slash DeMille Lifetime awards aren't funny.
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Alex Palombo
I love Matt Damon. "I had no idea who Robert DeNiro was until about 5 years ago."
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Oh, AWESOME, an Adjustment Bureau commercial. I want to see this so badly.
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Alex Palombo
@: You should write it out. Sort of like "Shit my Dad Says," but actually funny.
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Alex Palombo
I really like Melissa Leo's dress. For once.
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Alex Palombo
"The FIGHT-tah."
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Mmmm...just keep talking, Jeremy Irons. The poor bloke's Alan Rickman.
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"Thanks to my writers...my writers. That's so crass. The truth comes out." Oh, Jim Parsons. And he thanked his nephew!
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Alex Palombo
How cute that Penny gave Sheldon his Golden Globe. Now if only he stopped knocking...
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Alex Palombo
Fingers crossed for Jim Parsons!
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Alex Palombo
Oh, hooray for Kaley Cuoco!
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Alex Palombo
I liked that shot of the Burlesque winner walking back from going pee.
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Alex Palombo
Way to star fuck for Jane Fonda. Especially in that ugly dress. And for BURLESQUE. I'm ashamed of you, HFPA.
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Alex Palombo
Although I loved how Vanessa Williams seemed bored with Lea Michelle's name. Us too, girl. Us too.
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Alex Palombo
Laura Linney? What?
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Best Actress for Comedy? Probably either Edie Falco or Tina Fey.
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Ooh, Helen Mirren. Presenting "The King's Speech." Wonderful all around, hope it wins something.
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Alex Palombo
Her dress makes up for the gagging from Robert Pattinson next to her.
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Well, at least Gervais is honest. No one cares about Foreign Films. But boy, Olivia Wilde's dress is lovely.
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I absolutely love Jane Lynch.
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"I am nothing but falsely humble."
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Whatever, Jane Lynch won anyway! Thank God.
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Alex Palombo
Um...that's not Julia Stiles, cameramen.
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Alex Palombo
"Elite is not a bad word, it's an aspiration. Honey, look around, smart girls have more fun."
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Alex Palombo
He looks terrible, but for creating West Wing, I can only love Aaron Sorkin. And the apology to Zuckerberg was classy.
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Alex Palombo
Yay for The Social Network!!
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Alex Palombo
"I would've given my right arm to write that" on 127 Hours. More awards presented by Fey and Carell, please?
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Alex Palombo
Gervais is like enamored with Tina Fey and ragging on Steve Carell. Love it.
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Alex Palombo
First Beiber, now Efron? Jesus, no more tweens at this (slightly) respectable awards show.
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Alex Palombo
Damn it, the "America's Restaurant" commercial now got "Milkshake" stuck in my head.
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Alex Palombo
@: I thought Helena Bonham Carter looked weirdest in "The King's Speech" because she didn't look crazy/like herself.
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Alex Palombo
Why are they even presenting Best TV Movie? It's going to be Claire Danes.
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Alex Palombo
I love Colin Firth trying to look interested in Pacino's speech while he makes a mental grocery list. "Tea...bread..."
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Alex Palombo
Oh lord, Al Pacino trying to speak.
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Alex Palombo
Geoffrey Rush looks like a grandpa with that hat next to Tilda Swinton, who looks like Conan O'Brien in a dress.
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Alex Palombo
@: TIIIIIIIILDAAAAAAAA.
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Whoa, Sly Stallone needs to quit with the...everything.
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And why does the commercial music sound like West Side Story?
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Alex Palombo
Why is LL Cool J sitting with Jimmy Fallon? Are they Slow Jamming the Golden Globes?
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Alex Palombo
@: HAHAHA, I think the lack of comb was planned.
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Alex Palombo
Lovely for Annette Benning to thank Julianne Moore first.
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Alex Palombo
You know, if Annette Benning was going to win, why did they put her so far away from the stage?
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Alex Palombo
"Not trying to creep anybody out, but where's Emma?"
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"I don't know if an actress can do her best work until I've slept with her. Julianne."
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Alex Palombo
Nice jab back at Gervais, RDJ. Love him.
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Alex Palombo
Whoa, little rough on the RDJ. Love him anyway. Sex on legs.
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Alex Palombo
"Were you two even born when the first Toy Story came out?"
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Alex Palombo
Three cheers for Toy Story 3, the most pleasantly predictable award ever!
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Alex Palombo
GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF.
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Alex Palombo
Trent Reznor just won a Golden Globe!
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Alex Palombo
Ooh, Best Original Score time. Fingers crossed for Trent Reznor!
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Alex Palombo
Cher's song won. All I can think of is Will and Grace making fun of her. "Hoooooooooooooo!"
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Alex Palombo
...I don't like any of the songs nominated for best song.
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Alex Palombo
Ew, Jennifer Lopez's dress is ugly. From the Green Versace to the clear poncho.
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Alex Palombo
HAHAHAHAHA, Heather Mills jokes not involving missing limbs.
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Yummy, Andrew Garfield.
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Alex Palombo
@: Vampire Diaries isn't as good as the other ones, that's why. Hearts.
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Alex Palombo
Mad Men should've won over Boardwalk Empire. It's great, but not as consistenly strong.
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Alex Palombo
Buscemi, you're forgiven. "I want to thank table 114 because wow, you're fun."
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Alex Palombo
I really wish Jon Hamm had won Best Supporting Actor, as much as I like Buschemi.
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Alex Palombo
HAHA, Hugh Laurie looks so bored.
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Alex Palombo
Whoa, what's with Dexter's ginger beard?
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Alex Palombo
Hollywood Foreign Press president, no one cares. Get back to the awards.
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Eva Longoria, you're way too pretty for that dress.
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Alex Palombo
CHRIS COLFER WON!
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Alex Palombo
To honor "Red," the cameramen decided to flash to Helen Mirren's boobs. Classy.
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Alex Palombo
"It's like Pacman." Gervais's "WTF" face is priceless
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Alex Palombo
iFelicitaciones! to "Carlos," for winning, but I didn't understand a word of the speech. .
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Alex Palombo
Be honest. Does anyone actually care about the Best Miniseries or TV Movie? You know, outside of Tom Hanks for "The Pacific?"
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Alex Palombo
Just apologizing to anyone following me for all of the tweets with tags.
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Alex Palombo
Whoa! Katey Segal won for Sons of Anarchy! What a wonderful surprise!
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Alex Palombo
Um...what did Bale yell at DeNiro? Damn you censorship.
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Alex Palombo
I wish my hair was a luscious as Christian Bale's.
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@: HAHAHAHAHAHA, you know, ScarJo is available now.
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Dapper hat, there, Geoffrey Rush.
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Alex Palombo
ScarJo has an ugly dress on. That's what happens when you divorce Ryan Reynolds.
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Alex Palombo
"Just don't look at it when you touch it." That was almost Joel McHale material. If only he yelled "I'm a boat captain."
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Alex Palombo
Oh lord, Tom Cruise joke. "My lawyers helped me with the wording of that joke."
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Alex Palombo
YES! "The Tourist" joke. Gervais thinks it's stupid too.
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Alex Palombo
As much as I love Ricky Gervais, I sort of wished there was no host. The first Charlie Sheen joke was funny, though.
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Alex Palombo
HAHAHA, Carson and Fallon are cute together. It's like two frat boys in suits psyched to be there.
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Alex Palombo
WHY IS JUSTIN BEIBER AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES.