Thursday, July 9, 2009

Death By Chocolate

And it didn't even happen at Hershey!

Apparently, a man in Camden at Cocoa Services Inc. fell into a vat of chocolate. He was putting solid chocolate into a melting vat but slipped and fell in, and apparently was shorter than the 8 foot deep vat.

He supposedly died instantly when the mixer of the chocolate smacked him in the head. And when his boys tried to turn off the mixer, he was already dead.

So if you live in the Camden area, check your chocolate bars for people.

Can you imagine when this guy gets to wherever he ends up? I want to see that conversation.

God: So Vincent Smith Jr., what brings you here to the pearly gates?
Vincent: Um, chocolate.
God: Overindulgence is a sin, you're going straight back to Hell.
Vincent: Wait! No! I fell into it, not ate it! I got hit by the mixer! I didn't even drown in chocolate!
God: Oh, my mistake. You'll be joining those guys from Boston in the corner. Be careful, they're sticky.

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