Fiyah?

I've seen some pretty bold moves to get out of class, but I've never actually seen someone try to start a fire to get the alarm go off.

Now granted, I'm a fan of planned fire alarm tests interrupting my classes, if it's a slow boring class (or if it's Calculus and I'm about to fail a pop quiz. Sorry, Satalino). Sometimes a walk around the Charter football mudpit field is just what the doctor ordered to brighten up the morning.

But I never actually went to the length of trying to start a fire in class.